June 2015 – MANNIECURES

“Dollhouse” by Kourtney, Kim, and Khloé Kardashian

I have a lot of love for these ladies. They don’t give two fucks. Actually, they don’t give any fucks. I respect that. I also happen to think they’re hilarious and entertaining as hell. Do I think they’re good at writing novels? Not really. To be fair, they didn’t write this shit.

I’ll say this – have you ever seen an episode of Passions? It was a Soap Opera in the early 2000s that had a fantastical vibe – there were witches and magic and shit. Anyway, I would equate this book to that show. It’s a quick read, it’s pretty funny for the most part (as you can see by the quote I chose) and you don’t really have to be paying attention while you read to put it all together in the end.

And I had to know. I had to.

PVOTD: “Rollercoaster” by Bleachers

This song is so good. I can’t even think of what else to say because I’m too distracted by how good this song is.

PVOTD: “Grown Woman” by Beyoncé

The other day, my mom emailed me an article about how Iggy Azalea’s career is over and how she’s racist and homophobic, blah, blah, blah. My mom was concerned, because I love Iggy (I wrote a blog about it). The article made me laugh a little bit, then I thought of this Beyoncé video. The song is pretty self explanatory. The video is INCREDIBLE and one of my favorites of all time. It features Baby Beyoncé, Beauty Queen Yoncé, and even Amazon Yoncé. I could, and do, watch it all day.

Point is, everyone is a critic. Iggy is a racist, Miley is a whore, Meghan Trainor is ruining America. Haters gonna hate. Meanwhile, these bitches be like…

“‘J’ is for Judgement” by Sue Grafton

Another one down. This one was kinda depressing as far as main storyline went, but it was great everywhere else. Kinsey finds out she has family nearby – bummer. Rosie and Henry’s brother are getting married – gasp! But no collateral damage done on this one. No bullet wounds or concussions suffered. Just blows to the heart.

How could I not write that? It was staring me in the face! Anyway, K is for Killer.

PVOTD: “I Really Like You” by Carly Rae Jepsen

AAAND she’s back. I honest to god did not see this coming. Touché, Miss. J. I think this song is so fun, so catchy, and a legitimate follow-up to “Call Me Maybe.” Even Biebs makes an appearance in this one. Oh yeah, and then there’s Tom Hanks.

Mic Drop.