To the ones who cut themselves opening the mail, The ones digging through receipts – crumpled ones, in a ziplock bag. To the ones who get yelled at for incorrect lunch orders, Or better yet, told how they could do it better. To the ones dealing with the door-to-doors who think they’re so damn funny. To the ones who want to make this face 👆 from 9 to 5. Today is for YOU. Happy Administrative Professionals Day! Buy YOURSELF lunch, leave early, and most importantly, Damn the man.